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To cleanse the brain

work in a clean room

cut nails before procedure

wear gloves.

 

To relieve nightmares-


soak the brain in an ice bath for 5 min.

run the tip of your little finger softly between gyri and sulci

clean out the crevices and tightly held folds

scrub gently between menisci

peel out the membrane separating hemispheres

soak in ice for 5 min before replacing.

 

To relieve general stress due to continuous usage-


exfoliate tension along the stem

moisturize with vaseline till the surface glows plump

massage each lobe for 10 minutes

let the eyes cool at 4 degrees celsius

in a dark glass container for the duration of this procedure.

 

To restart the brain-


replace gently in the bony hollow

reattach eyes and spine

close softly along fault lines

stitch back keratin

switch on after a rest in a photon free environment for 30 min*

repeat procedure every six months for optimal usage.


*The power button can be found just behind the ear lobe. A gob of spit is released when pressed down.

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